• Writer of The Great Australian Novel, or just the great Zenobian novel—that’d be lovely
• Owner of a hat museum
• A tiger trainer
• Owner of a 50s-themed milk-bar
• The host of Antiques Roadshow
• A burlesque dancer / cabaret star / hula hoopist / belly dancer
• A travelling safer-sex educator
• A professor of linguistics and mythology
• A mermaid in the circus freak-show
• An explorer and anthropologist
• A fairy at children’s parties, minus the children
• A drag king
• A martial arts master
• A champion swing-dancer
• The person who gets to name the stars

NEWS:

You can now subscribe to this blog by email! Receive poems fresh in a bottle first thing in the morning–but don’t forget to put the bottle out for recycling at night.

Subscribing would be a great way to keep up with my impending important annoucements! My chapbook will be launched by SweetWater Press on the 3rd of May at Metro Arts. More details to come shortly, but keep the evening of Sunday the 3rd free.